(The full text of my BSP 4, which was also my entry speech during the Area Humorous Speech Contest where I landed second place.)
Standing before you is a man who has no idea how he got himself in this predicament
Fellow Toastmasters and guests, good evening.
I was walking one day, on my way to a nearby store when a light gray Avanza suddenly stopped beside me.
Two people got off. The first one was a man who looked like my friend from elementary, and the second was a lady dressed in military uniform.